Zira's birthday poetry

I know I'm really early but I think you'll like the Haiku Poetry. :)

Zira's birthday, Yea
Exalt an exceptional life
May your wish come true!

A Best friend to Tash
An Outstanding writer
Great sense of humor

Transformer Fiction
Oilslick, Blitzwing, Optimus
Smutty ninjabots

So on your birthday
best wishes from all your friends
from around the world

Transformer Haiku:

Virgin Optimus
Crystal, berthbot, or a pet
Decepticon toy

Oilslick Zombie mech
grey, not gone, Autobots fear
Cosmic rust for all

Blitzwing is Icy calm
TANK Random, tea parties JET
Hothead, I kill you

Megatron is lord
conqueror victor master
Autobots are slaves

Bludgeon's datapads
perfectly ordered and filed
Megatron approves

Scalpel smart but tiny
the medic and inventor
micromesh weaver


Optimus is sad
Megatron and Ultra feud
Twin Sparklings so cute

Now black and purple
with back sparkplates and new heels
Swindle botnaps him

Together rescued
A virgin is deflowered
triple bond for peace



Optimus so numb
Sterile, no sparkling for you
Blitzwing's new berth bot

Once health is restored
High priestess and Allspark heal
Sparklings everywhere